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my saturday was going pretty well until i realized it was sunday
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If this is your husband, I have just endured a 2 hour train ride from Philadelphia listening to this loser and his friends brag about their multiple affairs and how their wives are too stupid to catch on. Oh, please reblog the shit out of this…
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the ultimate achievement; lying on your walk of fame star whilst holding a doll of yourself
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what happens if you run in front of a car
you get tired
what happens if you run behind a car
you get exhausted
this is comedy gold. you should take notes
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