Welcome to my humble abode

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

my saturday was going pretty well until i realized it was sunday

(via heliurn)

theblacksymphony:

If this is your husband, I have just endured a 2 hour train ride from Philadelphia listening to this loser and his friends brag about their multiple affairs and how their wives are too stupid to catch on. Oh, please reblog the shit out of this…

theblacksymphony:

If this is your husband, I have just endured a 2 hour train ride from Philadelphia listening to this loser and his friends brag about their multiple affairs and how their wives are too stupid to catch on. Oh, please reblog the shit out of this…

(via eatmydiction1)

passionanddanger:


the ultimate achievement; lying on your walk of fame star whilst holding a doll of yourself

passionanddanger:

the ultimate achievement; lying on your walk of fame star whilst holding a doll of yourself

(Source: jamesfrancoforever, via k3lly)

twerking-with-assquatch:

twerking-with-assquatch:

twerking-with-assquatch:

twerking-with-assquatch:

twerking-with-assquatch:

what happens if you run in front of a car

you get tired

what happens if you run behind a car

you get exhausted

this is comedy gold. you should take notes

(Source: twerkingwithassquatch, via heliurn)

gotemcoach:

HEADS UP
Here’s the Rick Pitino + Dodgeball GIF that America’s been waiting for.  
You can thank Dr. Jerry Wang.
#GotEmCoach

gotemcoach:

HEADS UP

Here’s the Rick Pitino + Dodgeball GIF that America’s been waiting for.  

You can thank Dr. Jerry Wang.

#GotEmCoach